Alan Jacobs

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[Sam singing]

My traveling companion is fifty years old
He’s the heir of my first master
But I’ve reason to believe
We both will be received
In Mordor

We’re going to Mordor
In the east of Middle Earth
We’re going to Mordor
Poor Sméagol and hobbits with elven cloaks
And we are going to Mordor