Kevin Williamson: “Leaf-Blower Man is the king of his castle, and if he blows his yard waste into the street, that is somebody else’s problem. ‘Not My Problem’ — translate that into Latin and inscribe it on the Capitol Rotunda. If Leaf-Blower Man blows his trash into the faces of passing pedestrians or bicyclists, well, walking is for poor people and bicycles are for hippies, anyway.”