My ideal burger is bun, cheese, burger. Sometimes bacon. Ketchup on the side, so I can control it. Pickles—yes! Obviously. And the cheese thing has to be very clear: American cheese only. American cheese was invented for the hamburger. People talk about it being processed and artificial and not real cheese—you know what makes it real? When you put it on a hamburger.
[gallery] architectural-review:
The Dragline Silk Project. The project will aim to push the boundaries of biomimetics, and how these ideas can be applied to form a low-carbon, ecology-based industrial template.
Is the writing life as strange as people think? Not at all. I wake pre-light to the piercing cry of the Dawn Bird, a phosphorescent creature whose species I have not yet identified, and witness its meteoric flight toward the eastern horizon. Then I check Twitter while the coffee brews.The holy water is kept in a crystal vial, hidden inside a hollowed-out copy of The Astral Visions of St. Ignacio the Blind, a 12-century mystic who was found, upon his death, to have grown a third eyeball in the center of his heart. I add a generous splash to my coffee and gulp it hot, and once my hallucinatory seizures have subsided, I perform my ablutions outside at the well of vapors. There I must concentrate my strength against the devilkins — malignant spirits that emerge from the trees and speak to me with forked, enticing tongues. “Return to sleep,” they say. “No one cares what you write, this day or the next. Eat, be merry, and think no more of your illusory endeavors.”
I weaken their influence with ritual incantations, tug the axe from the gnarled stump, and wait for the morning’s first rays to penetrate the mist. Once the sun has warmed my flesh, I stride into the forest, catching glimpses of my fellow writers — or do I only imagine their presence in the distance? — until I find the sacred tree and cut its tenderest branch for use as the day’s scrawling implement.
darkness
The historical record is like the night sky: we see a few stars and group them into mythic constellations. But what is chiefly visible is the darkness.
— Roy Porter, The Greatest Benefit to Mankind
Page 15 of the new student handbook of Cedarville University tells students to obey “the laws of the land.” However, there’s at least one law the Ohio evangelical college doesn’t support: the recent Supreme Court ruling that legalized gay marriage in all 50 states.
— Evangelical Colleges Still Discriminate Against LGBT Students Despite the Supreme Court’s Gay-Marriage Ruling. This is only scraping the surface: for instance, it’s legal in all 50 states to have extramarital sex, yet the behavioral codes of such colleges typically prohibit such acts. Lying, gossip, and general lack of charity are also forbidden, despite there being no legal prohibitions against such behavior, except in rare cases.
Moreover, American law clearly allows anyone who wishes to be an atheist, yet Christian colleges clearly do not support the legal system in that matter either, since they forbid atheists to enroll. Moreover, non-Christian theists — whose status under the law is clearly protected — are also often blocked from attending Christian colleges.
Indeed, the list of acts and beliefs explicitly allowed by the law and yet excluded from Chritian college campuses is very, very long. How has such blatant discrimination been allowed to continue for so long — in fact, only questioned in the past few months? This is a scandal of the first order.
a common conversation
BenOp Proponent: Now, to be clear, we certainly aren’t advocating running for the hills.
BenOp Opponent: I just think it’s absurd for Christians to run for the hills at the first sign of trouble.
Proponent: No, I just said I don't believe in running for the hills. That’s not what we’re talking about.
Opponent: How are you supposed to reach the world for Jesus if you’re locking yourselves away in your monastery?
Proponent: We’re not proposing to create monasteries, much less lock ourselves away in them. Seriously, we —
Opponent: — I mean, go ahead and hide in your room if you want, but you’re totally ignoring the Great Commission.
Proponent: <sigh>
“It’s utterly insane that you still need to put a period before a person’s Twitter handle, such as “.@twitter,” if you want everyone to see it,” says Nick Bilton. Why is that “insane”? Seems a perfectly simple and reasonable way to distinguish two kinds of tweets — two kinds that very much need to be distinguished. I have no idea what Bilton has in mind.