Is the writing life as strange as people think? Not at all. I wake pre-light to the piercing cry of the Dawn Bird, a phosphorescent creature whose species I have not yet identified, and witness its meteoric flight toward the eastern horizon. Then I check Twitter while the coffee brews.

The holy water is kept in a crystal vial, hidden inside a hollowed-out copy of The Astral Visions of St. Ignacio the Blind, a 12-century mystic who was found, upon his death, to have grown a third eyeball in the center of his heart. I add a generous splash to my coffee and gulp it hot, and once my hallucinatory seizures have subsided, I perform my ablutions outside at the well of vapors. There I must concentrate my strength against the devilkins โ€” malignant spirits that emerge from the trees and speak to me with forked, enticing tongues. โ€œReturn to sleep,โ€ they say. โ€œNo one cares what you write, this day or the next. Eat, be merry, and think no more of your illusory endeavors.โ€

I weaken their influence with ritual incantations, tug the axe from the gnarled stump, and wait for the morningโ€™s first rays to penetrate the mist. Once the sun has warmed my flesh, I stride into the forest, catching glimpses of my fellow writers โ€” or do I only imagine their presence in the distance? โ€” until I find the sacred tree and cut its tenderest branch for use as the dayโ€™s scrawling implement.

darkness

The historical record is like the night sky: we see a few stars and group them into mythic constellations. But what is chiefly visible is the darkness.

โ€” Roy Porter, The Greatest Benefit to Mankind

Page 15 of the new student handbook of Cedarville University tells students to obey โ€œthe laws of the land.โ€ However, thereโ€™s at least one law the Ohio evangelical college doesnโ€™t support: the recent Supreme Court ruling that legalized gay marriage in all 50 states.

โ€” Evangelical Colleges Still Discriminate Against LGBT Students Despite the Supreme Courtโ€™s Gay-Marriage Ruling. This is only scraping the surface: for instance, itโ€™s legal in all 50 states to have extramarital sex, yet the behavioral codes of such colleges typically prohibit such acts. Lying, gossip, and general lack of charity are also forbidden, despite there being no legal prohibitions against such behavior, except in rare cases.

Moreover, American law clearly allows anyone who wishes to be an atheist, yet Christian colleges clearly do not support the legal system in that matter either, since they forbid atheists to enroll. Moreover, non-Christian theists โ€” whose status under the law is clearly protected โ€” are also often blocked from attending Christian colleges.

Indeed, the list of acts and beliefs explicitly allowed by the law and yet excluded from Chritian college campuses is very, very long. How has such blatant discrimination been allowed to continue for so long โ€” in fact, only questioned in the past few months? This is a scandal of the first order.

a common conversation

BenOp Proponent: Now, to be clear, we certainly arenโ€™t advocating running for the hills.

BenOp Opponent: I just think itโ€™s absurd for Christians to run for the hills at the first sign of trouble.

Proponent: No, I just said I don't believe in running for the hills. Thatโ€™s not what weโ€™re talking about.

Opponent: How are you supposed to reach the world for Jesus if youโ€™re locking yourselves away in your monastery?

Proponent: Weโ€™re not proposing to create monasteries, much less lock ourselves away in them. Seriously, we โ€”ย 

Opponent: โ€” I mean, go ahead and hide in your room if you want, but youโ€™re totally ignoring the Great Commission.

Proponent: <sigh>

“Itโ€™s utterly insane that you still need to put a period before a personโ€™s Twitter handle, such as โ€œ.@twitter,โ€ if you want everyone to see it,” says Nick Bilton. Why is that “insane”? Seems a perfectly simple and reasonable way to distinguish two kinds of tweets โ€” two kinds that very much need to be distinguished. I have no idea what Bilton has in mind.

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Chicago ... in Minecraft

Let the colonies always keep the idea of their civil rights associated with your government โ€” they will cling and grapple to you, and no force under heaven will be of power to tear them from their allegiance. But let it be once understood that your government may be one thing and their privileges another, that these two things may exist without any mutual relation โ€” the cement is gone, the cohesion is loosened, and everything hastens to decay and dissolution. As long as you have the wisdom to keep the sovereign authority of this country as the sanctuary of liberty, the sacred temple consecrated to our common faith, wherever the chosen race and sons of England worship freedom, they will turn their faces towards you. The more they multiply, the more friends you will have, the more ardently they love liberty, the more perfect will be their obedience. Slavery they can have anywhere. It is a weed that grows in every soil. They may have it from Spain, they may have it from Prussia. But until you become lost to all feeling of your true interest and your natural dignity, freedom they can have from none but you. This is the commodity of price, of which you have the monopoly. This is the true Act of Navigation, which binds to you the commerce of the colonies, and through them secures to you the wealth of the world. Deny them this participation of freedom, and you break that sole bond which originally made, and must still preserve, the unity of the empire.
Edmund Burke, Speech on Conciliation with the Colonies, 22 March 1775. He warned you, Brits. He warned you. But you didnโ€™t listen.

a house for Essex

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balloon creatures

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