The Tools of Poetry, according to Andrei Codrescu
- A goatskin notebook for writing down dreams
- Mont Blanc fountain pen (extra credit if it belonged to Mme Blavatsky)
A Chinese coin or a stone in your pocket for rubbing
Frequenting places where you can overhear things
Tiny recorders, spyglasses, microscopic listening devices
A little man at the back of your head
The Ghost-Companion
Susceptibility to hypnosis
Large sheets of homemade paper, a stack a foot thick
A subscription to cable TV