Okay, so, what if, by the time of the Republican Convention, the GOP decides it cannot possibly have Trump as the Republican candidate, and games the floor so that Rubio is made the nominee, and therefore Trump decides he must run as an independent, thereby hoovering up enough funding that he does not actually have to spend his own money to run for President, and Clinton limps to the nomination after having been gummed half to death by the hoary jaws of Sanders in every state, thereby cutting so weakened a figure that Bloomberg now calculates that he can run as a spoiler for Clinton and a counter to Trump, resulting in the most demented Presidential race in my lifetime and creating my new favourite television show?

—Warren Ellis, who sure knows how to imagine FUN.