based on this

1. How disappointed they’ll be in us when they learn about Trump
2. Why the only person they should be allowed to see and speak to is Beyoncé
3. Boy, I bet Enrico Fermi feels dumb right about now
4. Most of them are probably already on Snapchat
5. Yet another reason why we need to see those redacted emails from Hillary’s private server
6. Might they be offended if they saw Marvin the Martian cartoons?