Anyway, don't you realize that yesterday was a fantastic result for the USMNT? I read our coach's comments. He said we were "dominant." He said that the Canadians "couldn't handle our physicality." Frankly, I don't see how things could possibly have gone better. 

(To me, in all seriousness, these sound like the comments of a man whose job is hanging by a thread and in my judgment ought to be hanging by a thread — at best. In fact, that press conference alone is a justification for sacking.)