The great director Howard Hawks told a story about a time when he invited two friends, who had never met, to go hunting with him: Clark Gable and William Faulkner. “Bill, this is Clark Gable; Clark, this is Bill Faulkner.” At one point during the trip Gable asked who the best living writers were. Faulkner named a few of the usual suspects and then added: “and myself.”

Gable: “Oh, do you write, Mr. Faulkner?”

Faulkner: “Yes. And what do you do, Mr. Gable?”